Birthday Fortune Teller

Colin received a neat "fortune teller" present from one of his teachers. I remember making these as a kid and you'd write numbers and colors on the sides and then ask your friends to pick a number and a color. Then you flip it back and forth, opened and closed, to finally reveal some important fact about their lives.

But this one tells jokes!


What's the only letter of the alphabet we sing Happy Birthday to?


The letter U!